Saturday, 21 August 2010

Karen, Jack and the Hipsters

How utterly divine is the gorgeous Karen Elson? She makes fellow Brit, and wannabe redhead, Florence (of the Machine) look like a haggard beetroot when compared with Elson's creme caramel colouring and porcelain complexion. Not many people know that she's actually from Oldham, Manchester...

So anyway, Heat magazine informs me that at a recent free gig held by Elson's hubby, Jack White and his band The Dead Weather, guests Alexa Chung and Liv Tyler were too cool to appear to be having a good time. This enraged Jack White so much that he singled them out screamed into the microphone, 'F**k you, you hip motherf**kers! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats.'

This caused me to wonder if Karen Elson has been training her American husband in the fundamental rules of the great British North-South Divide? I personally feel torn between my allegiences to my two most revered ladies!

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