Thursday, 25 February 2010
Pretty in Pastels
Can she do NO wrong?! This one image has caused me to reconsider my entire life plan: I am now certain that I should abandon any aspirations of working for Penguin and devote myself solely to the quest of becoming an 'it' girl. I may not have a bone structure but I have one connection in a high place (fashion designer cousin Alex Noble, who kitted Lady Gaga out for the Brit awards) and a boyfriend at Central Saint Martins who is clearly going to be the next Damien Hirst. Although the odds are infinitely stacked against me, cue my Norfolk heritage and over-developed left canine, pathological inertia and superiority complex, I feel the masses always favour an underdog. Now I've had this revelation I have no further commitment to read Freud and his incomprehensible vicissitudes and must turn to the far more pressing task of searching for fake Chanel handbags on eBay.